Welcome to Slavija! The first SEXY slavic community. That’s right. I said sexy. None of that boring shit. If you want to talk about Putin, you'll have to also mention his penis. If you want to discuss Macedonia's foreign policy, please remember to add that Vlatko Stefanovski should be the president of Macedonia, because he is as sexy as hell.. Just kidding, hehe.
This community is for anyone who is slavic, and for anyone who realizes that non-slavs suck. Again, just kidding...
Ground rules here are:
1)Try to use as little eloquence as possible. Come on people. When have slavs ever been eloquent? 2) Remember that I was kidding about number one 3)If you’re going to use cyrillics... remember that I know what u are saying because I spent ALL sunday night studying it. So If you choose to write ANA IS A BITCH in cyrillics, well.. I will know. 4)We all worship tatu here, despite their faux lesbianism. And despite the fact that Yulia looks like a man sometimes. 5)Anybody who writes negatively about slavic languages/culture/traditions, will be put in the “Slavic Torture Chamber of Shame” and will be forced to drink 8 liters of vodka. And if you're really overweight, I'll make it TEN.
GOT IT? GOOD!
much love, Ana (and Stanislav, because he's the co-mod, altho he didn't write this...)